Wikipedia’s got a lot of interesting stuff. For example: The Gulf of ADEN is located in the Arabian Sea between Yemen on the Arabian Peninsula and Somalia in the Horn of Africa. JORDAN is an Arab country in southwest Asia spanning the southern part of the Syrian Desert down to the Gulf of Aqaba; and JARIC stands for the “Joint Air Reconnaissance Intelligence Centre” which is a photographic and intelligence center for the RAF.

Well, that’s great, but what does that have to do with the live webshow featuring Falcon’s exclusive couple – Aden and Jordan Jaric – slated for Thursday, March 26? Hmmmm, let’s get wacky and combine the elements to create some heavy manaction and empire building.

“Intelligence reports indicate that the gulf of Aden now lays under siege. An attack by the protruding landmass of Jordan is inevitable. Fortunately all this invasive action will be photographed and recorded by the crafty Falcon reconnaissance team. All the sabre rattling, attacks, resistance, surge, and counter attacks will be scrutinized and analyzed by an audience of hawks thirsty for the sexual conflict. A battle will rage. Men will weep. However, hope and glory loom on the horizon: Integrating one desert of sizzling flesh with another hot body of aggressive energy will ultimately coalesce into a mutually satisfying peace treaty.”

Don’t miss our toy soldiers Falcon Exclusive Couple Aden and Jordan Jaric entrenched in love and war on Thursday evening, March 26th @ 6PM PST.

1 Comment

  1. R

    April 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    Anyone getting board with the Jarics? I certainly am. For being a real life couple, they sure seem very green in their performances. I like vocal loud performaces. The Jarics could stand to turn up the volume.

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