Spotlight On Derrek Diamond

It’s certainly been a while since our last spotlight! Sorry to leave you hanging, but we’re back with a look at Derrek Diamond, the sexy, hung and actually pretty funny star of recent Mustang production, Darkroom (MVP103) as well as new and upcoming Falcon titles Pledgemaster: The Hazing (FVP197) and Morning Wood (FVP198)

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We spoke with Derrek recently and probed him (no, not that way, though we wish…) for his insights on life, porn and Kanye West. Read on!

Falcon: Thanks for chatting with us  Derrek! How’s life in porn been treating you?

Derrek: Very well! I’m having a blast.

F: Great! Good to hear! So tell us, what would you say is your idea of true happiness?

D: Hmm…I’d say hanging out and laughing with friends and family, listening to music and relaxing. Nothing really satisfies quite like that.

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F: Is there something you fear the most?

D: Yeah, of course. It’s hard to narrow down, but losing my teeth is a pretty big fear of mine. Or being bound, gagged and submerged underwater. Yeah, that’s pretty terrifying.

F: You’ll get no argument from us! Is there a person alive today that you particularly admire?

D: Not sure. I know I’d certainly love to admire Jason Mraz as he sings to me around a campfire, but I suspect that’s not the definition of “admire” you intended.

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F: Oh what the hell, it works! Is there a trait of yours or something about yourself that you wish you could change?

D: Yeah, definitely; my short attention span- oh look, shiny! [Laughs] I’d also like to have a better idea about my future. Oh and I’d like a nose job.

F: Is there a talent you’d like to possess?

D: Sure. I’d love to have the power of flight, though I’d settle for just being able to skip really, really high.

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F: What would you consider an overrated virtue?

D: Virginity! I mean, come on? Does it really do anyone any good? Who benefits from it? Certainly not the virgin and definitely not the people they’re NOT fucking!

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F: Hahaha, I guess you have a point there. What qualities do you find most attractive in a man?

D: Confidence would come first, followed closely by loyalty and honesty.

F: And are there any traits that are instant dealbreakers?

D: Yeah, I’m sure there. If the guy is super hot and confident but a total douchebag otherwise, then everything else is eclipsed by that. Take Kanye West for example; talented, popular and a total inexcusable douche.

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F: Indeed. What are you most proud of in your life so far?

D: When I was 19, I moved across the country with no money and no place to live. Just a hell of a lot of hope. But I managed to carve out a pretty decent life for myself. I’m pretty proud of that.

F: Are there any words or phrases you may use a little too much?

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D: Oh god, a ton of them. A short list would include; right, whatevs, perv, totally, troll…I could keep going…

F: I think that will suffice. Finally, a heavy question to leave on…how would you like to die?

D: Haha, wow, I have no idea. I think I’d rather just become a vampire and live forever. But not a goddamned sparkly emo vampire. I’d rather be more like Lestat than those Twlight pussies.

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