Okay – no offense to our porn lovin’ brothers and sisters in Oklahoma but ya’ll have a big ol’ hillbilly living in your state! She’s probably not the only one but she’s the only one getting a call from Ellen Degeneres, a letter from the President of Pittsburgh’s City Council Douglas A. Shields and even worse The Queen of All Media (no not Oprah!) Perez Hilton has her on his radar! Oh no – Tranny Clampett better run and hide before someone shows up at her office and addresses her with a fruit pie. That woman has roaches in her hair.
In (dis)honor of this tragic person we offer this, since she obviously has something larger than a bug up her bum.