HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIK RHODES!!!
On Monday, June 9th Erik Rhodes celebrates being another year wiser, so what do you get the guy who - no matter what you buy him – will probably think you got him something useless and queer? Well, since we we’re so far away and can’t at least take him out to a nice dinner we thought about sending him a cake – but that idea was shot down; then we thought about having Satan sing Happy Birthday to him but ruled that out since the real Satan was unavailable; then we thought about getting a small group of friends together but didn’t wanna take any chances with THAT since we’re not sure how he’d react. SO, to be on the safe side we send out a little Happy Birthday to Erik Rhodes that shouldn’t be offensive to him or anyone else. But, if you’re determined to send Erik something – we have a feeling THIS just may be the perfect gift!
In a bizarre twist of fate, Erik’s birth date of Monday, June 9th also happens to be the on-line release date for “Afterparty” – Erik’s big three-scene movie in which he ‘celebrates’ in a way that only Erik Rhodes could celebrate. All we’ll say is that at one point fellow Exclusive Tony Capucci and a couple of other revelers deliver a bottle of Champagne to Erik’s…well…let’s just say that they ‘deliver’ it. You can see “Afterparty” on-line June 9th, by joining the Falcon website or see it on DVD June 23rd. Trust us – get the membership – don’t wait until June 23rd!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIK!!!
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