{"id":251,"date":"2008-03-20T10:31:29","date_gmt":"2008-03-20T17:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/falcon\/index.php\/2008\/03\/20\/oklahoma-city-hillbilly\/"},"modified":"2008-10-29T11:20:51","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T18:20:51","slug":"oklahoma-city-hillbilly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"Oklahoma City Hillbilly"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay – no offense to our porn lovin’ brothers and sisters in <\/span><\/span>Oklahoma<\/span><\/span> but ya’ll have a big ol’ hillbilly living in your state! She’s probably not the only one but she’s the only one getting a call from Ellen Degeneres<\/a><\/span>, a letter from the President of Pittsburgh’s City Council Douglas A. Shields<\/a><\/span> and even worse The Queen of All Media (no not Oprah!) Perez Hilton<\/a><\/span> has her on his radar! Oh no – Tranny Clampett better run and hide before someone shows up at her office and addresses her with a fruit pie<\/a><\/span>. That woman has roaches in her hair.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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In (dis)honor of this tragic person we offer this<\/a><\/span>, since she obviously has something larger than a bug up her bum.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay – no offense to our porn lovin’ brothers and sisters in Oklahoma but ya’ll have a big ol’ hillbilly living in your state! She’s probably not the only one but she’s the only one getting a call from Ellen Degeneres, a letter from the President of Pittsburgh’s City Council Douglas A. Shields and even […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[90,88,18,91,89,86,87],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogroll","tag-dildos","tag-ellen-degeneres","tag-falcon-studios","tag-latex","tag-manrammer","tag-oklahoma","tag-sally-kerns"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pauedl-43","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.falconstudios.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}